Sarcasm

She: "Do you love me?" 
He: "Yes...but your car is too small" 
She: "Okay, honey... I will buy Lexus soon" 
............................................. 
He:"Want to make love?" 
She: "Yes... but I need money" 
He: "Sure, I have them, you know" 
She: "I know, that's why I am with you" 
He: "Darling, you're precious"

January 29, 2012