Learn QazaQ with Borat — Cultural Learnings — Lesson 2

Salem, my dear friend!

Qalaysoon? I hope everything is jaqsoo and nothing is jaman this bright morning!

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Today we will take a closer look at marital and family relations in QazaQstan, the glorious land of glory.

As everyone else anywhere alse, we began with bare sexual intercourses - we call it sooghoo, fuck - to produce occasional offspring - known as bala, kids.

(!) As the matter of factual fact, the very English word sex is historically and linguistically derived from this Turkic word, sooghoo, and - more - the king Arthur, the legendary founder of the United Kingdom, was of QazaQ origin. His name, Arthur, is made up of two QazaQ words yer+toor and means be brave, masculine. And his title, which is king, is the QazaQ word khan, chief. Arthur's chronicles mention, among other authentically QazaQ things, a round table, dastarqan, at which brave batoors, the first ever knights in post-Roman Europe, used to gather, kezdesoo, and drink wines, sharap eashoo.

But let us go back to where we were...

In the times of old, it was ok for erkek, a man, to enter any yurta, i.e. a portative preassembled house (see the picture below) and have a good time with ayel, a woman (sorry no pictures of naked girls here, censored). As you can see in the picture, it was ok to have monkey roller dildo chairs, er-toqoom (verbally man's testicles) and sado whips, qamshoo (the same root with cum-shoot).

The only requirement was to put one's bow at the doors so that all other erkek in the tribe, roo, can see that the yurta is not boss, i.e. vacant, at the moment. So, as you can clearly see from this fact it were ancient QazaQs who invented the DO NOT DISTURB notice. No legal or moral obligations, everyone enjoyed free relations and liberal attitudes as the entire roo took care of any resulting bala. Again, it were ancient QazaQs, our glorious ata, ancestors, to first proclaim liberal values and sexual freedom, not the West.

Then, the QazaQs shifted to polygamy - one erkek had several ayel for his wives. Of course, there were senior wives and junior wives and a system of strict subordination.

Finally, the Soviet occupation made us abandon the good traditions of our ata and lured us into monogamy. However, this did not last long and, after QazaQstan gained independence in 1991, many true erkek decided to restore the archaic customs and regain their lawful rights and interests. Some erkek chose to return to liberal values while other erkek opted to have two ayel. In the latter case, erkek finds a virgin to clean the house and reproduce, whom he calls his ayel, and a beautiful lover to spend nights with. Such horny sluts are referred to as toqal.

It has become a good tradition for the first-time mothers, anah, to throw their newborn bala into a toilet pit or out of a running car, expecially if the father, akeh, is not willing to accept the bala.

Another good tradition in QazaQstan is to beat wives and to rape minor girls. But this is a different topic.

To sum up, erkek and ayel participate in sooghoo to make bala and therefore become akeh and anah (collectively ata).

That's all for today! Stay in touch!

Sahoo bol, my friend!

P.S. Sooghoo is jaqsoo! So, jaqsoo sooghoo!