Howdy Bitches!

Howdy bitches!

Almost every morning, when the sun goes up, the eternity of the human mind constantly wonder: what the hell am I doing here? It blows your mind when you know that you've got all possibilities to change your life. To turn a new page, to live a better life. But the universe gravity pulls your heavy-ass down. So that you can't get your ass up, just keep still running into the same wall, with the same circumstances. You waste your time with no worry for the next day. Like a rocket bullet it goes by with no intention to turn back. It flies away into the great unknown, where no directions to be found.

Oh bro, we live in the world full of bitches, frustration and pointless hopes. But I've got a good news for ya: one day all those bitches will die. Yeah I know it sounds scary, but who gives a shit? No bitches care about that goddamn life spent for nothing. Geez!

Oh yes, some words about me, bitch. I'm a driven, ambitious person who doesn't like sitting on a couch, ha.. just kidding bitch. I do spend most of my life on a couch, generally dreaming about different stuff as other bitches do. I devour books, love animals, appreciate good food and outdoorsy activities. I'm a huge fan of yoga bitch, but always have no time to practice it.

Remember, when you were a child, you extremely wanted to grow up fast, didn't you bitch? The freedom of living on your own attracted you, you wanted appear older, more mature. Then, when you grew up, you got a job bitch. Working for the big uncle made you wealthy, so that you could afford almost everything cause you'd earned some money bitch. But when you die slutty bitch, no money you'll take with you.

Since you've met your fate and started a family, you look happy with the kids and an expensive car you own bitch, but anyway, I want you to nail one thing to your mind- you will die bitch.

When your kid is almost fall asleep I want you to whisper with the soft voice in his ear-you will die bitch!

Or maybe when you're having a party with your friends and it's your turn to say some good wishes, you start to say -die bitches!

Even you my friend, one day, you'll die BITCH!