Five things u don't usually hear a man say to a woman

недавно на англ.курсах проходили прикольную тему вот она:

1. i see Brad Pitt has a new film out. Would u like to go to the cinema tonight and see it?

2. i'm completely lost so i'll stop and ask woman over there for directions

3. i thought the sheets needed changing so i put them in the washing machine

4. i think the red dress suits u, but take your time. There are lots of other shops we can try

5. i really admire the way u can go to work, run house, and bring up children so well!