Borat's Daily Sensations — State-of-the-Art Technologies Invented in QazaQstan

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Salem, salem! Qalaysoon, my friends? I have got a really jaqsoo piece of news for you today! It is as hot as a fried potato!

It is my good pleasure to draw your attention to this amazing fact. It has become known to the wide public in QazaQstan about one of the world's greatest inventions ever made since the invention of the wheel. The QazaQ government at last agreed to disclose and publish this ultimately top-secret information after the economic effect from using the complicated device had been calculated under the UNIDO manual for evaluation of industrial projects. The implications are going to be just marvelous, the third industrial revolution is at hand...

An old man, aq-saqal, white-bearded, from the town of Aqsoo, has delivered a state-of-the-art technology that one might only have expected to encounter in Star Wars or Avatar movies. Yet here it is...

- I used to make qoomoos manually, - the genius began his narration modestly, - but one day I decided to improve the process.

Qoomoos is a white-colored and flavored drink made of horse's milk.

- It took me three months to create the apparatus, - he continued.

- The temperature remains unchanged regardless of whether the machine is on or off and as a result qoomoos does not spoil, - told he with a proud smile. - Now I can make upto 100 litres (!) of qoomoos at a time.

- Our ancestors used horse skins to make bottles in which qoomoos was prepared, - explained the technologist. - Unfortunately, we have failed to retain that advanced technology and are now using bottles of wood instead. As a result, the taste is not that good as it used to be...

- Actually I don't like wooden vessels, - he admitted after a pause, - one will never be able to make qoomoos of high quality because wooden bottles are not airtight.

- Based on my personal experience, the best material for bottles from among those available today is plastic, - shared he one of his commercial secret with us.

The details are still unknown but the device was allegedly assembled using an electric engine and a rotating drum from an old washing machine.

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