Asshole!

Dear asshole,

it is been too long since you haven't been spitting all around, peeing every tree and corner and no more using the swearing words. Ah.. I just wander if you being alright, you asshole? Cause you made me worry. Few days ago I was told that now you look awesome, quit smoking, participate in sports and attend leadership training programs. Oh my God, how could you asshole bring that all together? Probably, you had it tough. Right? I still recall the days when you asshole almost been living at betting shops. You used to beg money from your friends, although they've been unemployed as you been. Still remember the days, when you could jerk off in your pants, seeing pretty girl. Those days when you were abroad you liked pissing and shitting everywhere, as if you were at home, and then, taking selfies on your goddamn phone, which you got for a loan. I bet, all those bitches, who liked you, definitely were going mad with envy. In a past you asshole, would more likely choose sitting on a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. When you were drunk I used to carry you on my shoulders. Even being drunk you asshole always wanted to drive a car home. Crazy asshole. When it came to mug someone's face you as usual were at the front line. Oh boy... you did it even without thinking . And, as time went by, you fed up and well paid asshole now look different, with the selfish face showed up in instagram, telling people about your successful life. I don't even mean tens ignored phone calls. Sometimes losing a best friend can hurt the same or ever worse than any romantic relationships. But now you totally have changed, or you haven't?