- Where are you from?
- ??? Where is Kazakhstan? Nearby Afganistan?
- Kazakhstan is nearby Kirgizia!
- ??? And where is Kirgizia?
After this words, usually I show the location of Kirgizia (quit easy to make circle around Issyk-Kul :-))
- So, and where is Kazakhstan?
And now, I have a full right to "conquer" part of Russia, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan and other our neighbor countries and show big piece of land :-)