--- title: "Welcome to Busgladesh!" description: "This country is located in central Asia and you - my friend probably live there, tenderly calling it..." author: "FinallyYes" published: "2020-09-11T09:16:06+00:00" modified: "2020-09-11T09:16:06+00:00" locale: "ru" canonical_url: "https://yvision.kz/post/welcome-to-busgladesh-866196" markdown_url: "https://yvision.kz/post/welcome-to-busgladesh-866196/markdown" site_name: "Yvision.kz" --- # Welcome to Busgladesh! > This country is located in central Asia and you - my friend probably live there, tenderly calling it... This country is located in central Asia and you - my friend probably live there, tenderly calling it "motherhood". There, where politeness is taken as a weakness, but being brash and nimble gives you a high possibility to survive in a rude society or to keep you on the surface of self-respect but pushing to the bottom of disrespect at the same time. There, where behave shameless sometimes is the main key to setting self-comfort and secure protection, where being a boor has already become ok as well as being an asshole. The country's inhabitants occasionally act like sh..t, but they are on their way to becoming better. So buddy, get ready and draw a long breath, today we talk about our lovely public transport in Kazakhstan. You probably don't give a crap about this sh.t cause you own one of those luxury cars that represents an extensive level of prestige that it brings to you. Even more, no doubt you can afford the better one but even having a car doesn't mean you will never get on the bus. Conversely, you should take direct participation in discussing, cause one day you will have to change your broken car for public transport to get some spare parts in the market. There're a huge amount of studies and researches on the affection of music on humans' minds and behavior. so I wonder, would anything change in case of using classical music in the busses? hmm..? I kindly ask our young lads to take their bags off their shoulders when they get on a bus and carry them in the hand. It won't take long to hold them during the trip. Even, if the bag is heavy you always can put it close to your feet or in a specially designated place. probably these guys got no clue how they drive people crazy on the bus, but this kind of stuff on my point of view must be taught and explained at elementary schools. So if you follow these backpack basics, you will never irritate other commuters and will show bright examples of behavior and respect. The bus stop is not a place to stick adds and annoying banners. It is strictly banned by the local low to stick ads on the bus-stops. So if u see posted ads, please don't feel shy to report of law- violation taking place. Our country already highly suffers from the ads pollution and it's up to us to save it from the sh...t! Some words about our "tateshki" and "apashki". The way they behave as soon as they got on the bus is extremely outrageous. Each of us at least once has already experienced how rude they act, looking around for a seat. While rugby players are holding beer cups, these wild women with parcels full of goods brutally push you aside, throwing a hopeful glimpse for a free seat. God help us, if we took a seat and ignore an approaching woman to you, be sure, your song is sung. You will definitely be faced with sheer humiliation. Here's the truth: you've got all the equal rights to be seated although unfortunately, it's commonly taken as a "must-do" to give up a seat for older people, but in a fact, it's up to you and depends just on your will to show your courtesy. This doesn't go by pregnant women, they really need a seat, here you must leap up and that goes even without saying. The young population often feels offended for being forced to enjoy the trip standing and they feel this social injustice more keenly. To avoid this miscommunication, just have enough courage to refuse to give up a seat for those old ladies, who pretty sure you must. NO, YOU MUST NOT, REMEMBER IT! For those who haven't been a long time in the theatres, the bus's doors are always open. Here you find great performances, probably, you will never see in theatres. Here you'll meet so many unrecognized talented actors, they play their roles with great pleasure and even more, for free. Here're some types of actors: 1. Sleeping Beauties. These types of actors as soon as they jump in a seat immediately fall asleep. General requirements for them to perform heavy exhaustion on their faces to make it look real first and to draw universal sympathy to them second. 2. Explorers. Their roles are simple-just stare out of the window end explore it as if they've never seen it before. Mostly they just turn their heads towards the window to enjoy the view, the most professional actors turn their whole body fully extracting themselves into the environment, even when the seat is not designed for it. 3. Phone addicted. They look so busy with their phones and social media, especially so that they can't even pick their full of trash heads up from the phones. To fall into the deep of role they use headphones clamped to their ears. So they live a life apart from you. 4. People ready to get off. These actors are special. they usually crowd right in front of the exit doors obstructing others to get off. Wherever they go they feel competition to keep their place in the front line. Their slogan - "F..k up others, I'm about to get off soon!" What a pity, if only we had a special prize for this purpose we could find someone among us worth to win the nominee "war-for-seat-awards". Perhaps you, reading this might find something similar to you or even more, it may come that you play one of these roles. Just check it up! --- Source: [https://yvision.kz/post/welcome-to-busgladesh-866196](https://yvision.kz/post/welcome-to-busgladesh-866196)