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title: "the $800 he owes me"
description: "A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings..."
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published: "2015-05-07T20:18:18+00:00"
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# the $800 he owes me

> A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 dollars to drop that towel [elyze](http://discuss.ublog3.com/el)."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she get to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that [elyze](http://home.adv88.com/el/)?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies [elyze](http://topic.go123go.com/el).

"Great!" the husband says. "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

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Source: [https://yvision.kz/post/the-800-he-owes-me-499742](https://yvision.kz/post/the-800-he-owes-me-499742)