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title: "Keep in smiling "KIDS""
description: "At school 1. Teacher: George, go to the map and fine the North America. George: Here it is. Te..."
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published: "2010-10-29T12:42:33+00:00"
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# Keep in smiling "KIDS"

> At school 1. Teacher: George, go to the map and fine the North America. George: Here it is. Te...

**At school** 1. Teacher: George, go to the map and fine the North America. George: Here it is. Teacher: Correct, now class, who discovered America? Class: George. --------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Teacher: Elle, give me a sentence starting with "I." Ellen: I is ... Teacher: NO, Ellen. Always say, "I am..." Ellen: All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ----------------------------------------------------------------- 3.BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy?! GIRL: Say, do you know who I am? BOY: NO. GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter. BOY: And do you know who I am? GIRL: No. BOY: Thank Goodness. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 4. Teacher: IF you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? Vincent: One dollar. Teacher(sadly) : You don't know your arithmetic. Vincent(sadly): You don't know my father ------------------------------------------------------------------- 5.Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it. Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

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