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At school 1. Teacher: George, go to the map and fine the North America. George: Here it is. Teacher: Correct, now class, who discovered America? Class:...

At school

1. Teacher: George, go to the map and fine the North America.

George: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct, now class, who discovered America?

Class: George.

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2. Teacher: Elle, give me a sentence starting with "I."

Ellen: I is ...

Teacher: NO, Ellen. Always say, "I am..."

Ellen: All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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3.BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy?!

GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?

BOY: NO.

GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.

BOY: And do you know who I am?

GIRL: No.

BOY: Thank Goodness.

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4. Teacher: IF you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Vincent: One dollar.

Teacher(sadly) : You don't know your arithmetic.

Vincent(sadly): You don't know my father

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5.Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.

Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

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3. BOY: Директор болван, не так ли?!

GIRL: скажи, ты знаешь кто я?

BOY: Нет.

GIRL: Я дочь директора.

BOY: A ты знаешь кто я?

GIRL: Нет.

BOY: Спасибо Боже.
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