At school
1. Teacher: George, go to the map and fine the North America.
George: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct, now class, who discovered America?
Class: George.
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2. Teacher: Elle, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen: I is ...
Teacher: NO, Ellen. Always say, "I am..."
Ellen: All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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3.BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy?!
GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
BOY: NO.
GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
BOY: And do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY: Thank Goodness.
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4. Teacher: IF you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
Teacher(sadly) : You don't know your arithmetic.
Vincent(sadly): You don't know my father
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5.Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.