Pun,zeugma,irony,malapropism and antiproverbs

Links to the sites:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

http://grammar.about.com/od/pq/g/punterm.htm

http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms/puns.html

http://www.wherethepunis.com/guess-the-pun-pun-392.html

http://examples.yourdictionary.com/examples/examples-of-zeugma.html

http://grammar.about.com/od/tz/g/zeugmaterm.htm

http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms/irony.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Situational_irony_-_Baker_Street_tube_station.jpg

http://fos.iloveindia.com/irony-examples.html

http://grammar.about.com/od/mo/g/malapterm.htm

http://www.fun-with-words.com/malapropisms.html

http://hhotmess.blogspot.com/2009/11/malapropism-of-moment-shrinking-violet.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-proverb

http://www.citehr.com/311342-proverbs-anti-proverbs-very-funny.html